Question and Answer on St. Peter Plans

I’ve been emailing, facebooking, twittering, blogging and all other kinds of crapping there ever was online and I still haven’t sold a single casket. WHY Oh WHY? My mom has been nagging me to work on my public relation skills that I ended up buying another casket for myself.

So, what am I supposed to do with 2 Caskets when there’s only one PRETTY ME??? Just so you know, Casket = Money but maybe I’ll divulge that secret in another post later on. Maybe not!

Anyway, I thought to summarize all the questions that people have thrown at me with regards to my casket business:

Question:
WHY should I buy your plan?

Answer:
Death is inevitable. If you don’t have a plan, you’ll end up throwing away as much as 50,000 pesos. But if you have a plan, funeral service might just be for FREE!

Question:
Free Funeral Service? How is that possible?

Answer:
For the cheapest NON-TRADITIONAL plan, contract price is 34,200 pesos. On the 16th – 20th year, you’ll get the 34,200 pesos back + funeral service. It’s like a time deposit except that the interest comes in the form of funeral service.

Question:
What if the plan holder dies and plan hasn’t been fully paid yet?

Answer:
If plan holder dies after a year since purchasing the plan, it will be considered as fully paid and the plan holder will get the full funeral service. Also, listed beneficiaries in his contract will get cash assistance by as much as 30,000 pesos.

If plan holder dies less than a year since purchasing the plan, family members would have to pay the remaining balance but at least it’s much lesser than paying the service in lump sum.

Question:
The amount 34,200 pesos is a bit heavy on our budget. Can I pay on installment instead?

Answer:
We offer discount for spot cash. One can also choose to pay annually, semi-annually or even monthly. Annually payment would be 34,200 divided by 5 years. For monthly payments, it’s 650 pesos.

Question:
What does this plan entails?

Answer:
Embalmment, 4 days stay in the chapel with wifi video streaming and all other amenities/decorations necessary for the wake.

Question:
Can I buy plan in Cebu for my parents who live in Bohol?

Answer:
Of course. St. Peter Funeral service is countrywide. Anytime, anywhere, you can rely on St. Peter.

Question:
Do I need medical certificate as proof of having a clean bill of health?

Answer:
It’s not necessary. One only needs to be less than 60 years of age.

If you got more questions, just buzz me and I’ll answer as soon as able.